While in the mall the other day I noticed there was one of these...

It's a hurricane simulator for those who haven't figured it out yet. Yep, drop your 75 cents in the slot, and climb in, and it will knock your socks off with winds of up to 80 MPH. Hooray.

Really folks!? We live in IDAHO!!!! We have hurricane-force winds almost every stinkin' day! I am appalled that Idahoans actually waste their money on the above-named contraption, when one can walk outside {for free} and get the same experience.


Case in point...